no why

Experiment:

For the next two weeks, I cannot ask WHY. I cannot answer WHY. So please help me with this. If you catch me complaining and slipping in a why somewhere, pinch me. And please don't tempt me with why's, either. Unless, of course, you're using in an un-why-like manner, such as, "Why don't we go get coffee?"

I can feel you asking me why I'm doing this experiment, but I can't answer you.